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I hate the Fey.

So I get a summons from the Queen. She wants me to do a little something for her. Just a tinsy thing, shouldn't take much trouble. Shouldn't hurt. Much.

Well I was thinking anything's better than one of her orgies, right?

Apparently a dragon, posing as a vizar in a some city... I don't remember what, had insulted her. Or something. I don't know.

So I had to rout out the dragon, not kill it mind you, but humiliate it. Humiliating a dragon's a lot harder than killing it. They don't take kindly to being humiliated, very proud creatures, dragons are. Just like the Fey. I didn't say that.

It's funny, according to the history books, they used to be allies. Against a common threat. Don't remember what the threat was... I think I skipped out that day. It was during that threat that my sword was created. That's why an elven weapon has the name "Dragon Sword".

Got a lovely hole in my side.

Some scratches on my back.

And Corry has started calling me his little butterfly.

I know. that has nothing to do with the previous statements, but I don't care.