Things I'm not allowed to do any more. Honestly.

Things I'm not allowed to do any more. No really, honestly.


1. Naked time is not acceptable except for in the privacy of my own rooms. Traumatizing Mel is not a happy thing.

2. I will not mention the time I had to de-pregnant Legolas of Aragorn every time someone asks me what was the strangest thing I ever had to do. It's about time I found something else to use.

3. Throwing walnuts at the muns is old. I will find something new to entertain me.

4. If it makes me giggle manically, I will not do it. No matter what it is. Especially if it involves buttons, switches, dials or any other sort of similar device.

5. I will stop breaking the fourth wall in front of people who don't know about it. It's cruel and only hurts their heads.

5 a. In fact I will not mention the wall at all.

5 c. Or hint at it.

5 d. In fact I will pretend like it doesn't exist.

6. Screaming "SUE!" at Orion isn't funny any more. In fact it wasn't funny past the first time. It's not his fault that he's sparkly.

7. I will not randomly kiss my employees. It disturbs them.

8. Using the nuralyizer on unsuspecting people isn't funny.

8 a. Nor is giving them water from that river in Mirkwood.

8 b. Or any other sort of memory altering devices.

9. No more gassing the Nexus with Sue gas.

10. I will not call Caretaker to deal with the plumbing. It makes him annoyed and he does things to me.

11. Using Jono's globe as a crystal ball is a no-no.

12. I will not leave the Fey wine out for random people to drink it. Orgies in the public areas are not good things.

12 a. If, for some reason, the wine does get left out, I will not take pictures for blackmail purposes.

12 b. There will not be any picture taking at all.


Any other suggestions?