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I feel fat and pregnant. But I'm not. I've been like this for most of the week, with mood swings, uncontrolable crying and weirder eating habbits. Teena says I'm not pregnant, my body just thinks I am. I'm not really quite sure how that one is working because I don't have the right things to even do that one. This is one of the few times I hate being me. What other guy is going to suddenly start feeling pregnant? I think it's from a slash story involving me and Kai cause I've been feeling like it's all his fault everytime I think about him. Not a happy me.