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How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	44
Your crime	Forgetting to flock your Dumbledore/Grindelwald/Hitler comm.
Who reported you	the_brain_man
Your fate	Standing on street corners with a sign "will write Harry Potter porn for food".

See, I could totally see this. Except I don't remember who the_brain_man is.