Free Turkeys.

I had a brief invasion of Sentiant Turkeys (the Turkey Liberation Front) in my Inn. Apparently they wanted to use my Inn as a staging ground for a full scale attack against anyone who cooked a turkey. They thought, that since my Inn is in a crossroads between realities that they could do this. They also thought that they could bring weapons into my Inn.

I have a no violence, check your weapons at the door, policy.

They violated that policy.

I now have about fifteen freshly cooked turkeys.

WOuld anyone like one?