Alec Troven (
element_wizard) wrote2006-08-06 05:55 pm
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Okay, so the flesh eating squirrels sucked muchly.
Getting thrown to the Kraaken for being a stowaway sucks, I think, even more. Well for being a MAN and a stowaway. How was I supposed to know that in that 'verse being a man is bad luck on the seas? And Sparrow shouldn't have been that gleeful.
I smell like fish. I don't think I'm going to stop smelling like fish for a while.
Actually it's more charrred fish than anything else. I had to blast my way out ... with fire ... from the damn thing's gullet.
And then I was stuck in the flamin' ocean, surrounded by fish guts.
Frozen fish doesn't smell so bad. Frozen fish thawing smells very bad.
I need a shower.
Or ten.
Getting thrown to the Kraaken for being a stowaway sucks, I think, even more. Well for being a MAN and a stowaway. How was I supposed to know that in that 'verse being a man is bad luck on the seas? And Sparrow shouldn't have been that gleeful.
I smell like fish. I don't think I'm going to stop smelling like fish for a while.
Actually it's more charrred fish than anything else. I had to blast my way out ... with fire ... from the damn thing's gullet.
And then I was stuck in the flamin' ocean, surrounded by fish guts.
Frozen fish doesn't smell so bad. Frozen fish thawing smells very bad.
I need a shower.
Or ten.
