PPC bad fic

[element_wizard]

Alec's New Recruit

disclaimer: PPC not mine! though i wish it was! I luv them their soooooo asweome!  this is about a agent who hasn't been around lately, but he was my first love!1 (even if he is married.)

Author's notes! Alec isn't married!! he got divorced and he's really sad now. :(  and I'm not really sure what his powers are so i'm just saying that he's really good with fire and he can turn things into things.

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Alec troven was one of the PPC's finest agents. he was a shinning example of everything that the PPC could do right. he was a gary stu that went good.  he was the agent that took out Marrisa Picard.  he could do anything but apparently keep his marrage together.  dragons and humans were too different.  So he got a divorce with his wife they were still friends though. they just weren't married any more.

One day Alec was walking back from the gym all hot and sweaty to his response center three bee. his midnight black hair was plastered to his face and his dark brown soulful eyes with their cats slit pupils darted around looking for trouble or mary sues, becuase he knew that even HQ wasn't safe from invasion and his t-shirt was tight against his muscles that were well defined fromyears of fighting. as he was walking he saw a confused looking agent.  "hello" he siad "can I help you?" She smiled at him and he saw that he was very pretty. Her hair was golden blonde and cut short and her eyes were gray. (an: see she doesn't look perfect so she's not a Mary Sue!) she was wearing a recruits uniform too. "hi I'm Pequad... I'm looking for three bee."  "Three bee! Why that's my repsonse center! why are you looking for that?" "Im supposed to meet my mentor there." "mentor? you mean Mark-see?" Pequad looked at her paper that told her where to go.  "no Alec troven?" Alec smiled "that's me!" "really?! That's great!" "Yes I'll show yuo where to go."

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A/N: Sofrry it's so short! I just wnated to start the story! I promise the next one is longer! please R&R!!!

Comments

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Oh. My. God.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((The PPC is having an influx of PPC bad fic. *evil grin*))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Fucking hell.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((I take it to mean that I did a good job on the bad fic? :D ))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((*snicker* Yes. It was quite, quite bad.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((I'm quite proud of it. I tried to fit in as many cliches as possible.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((It was very bad. I hardly understood it. *Grins*))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((*snerks* Wait, there's more! Or will be. A romance... and then it's going to start effecting Alec, who will be very confused.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((I suppose I'll keep reading... *laughs*))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

(( Don't forget to review! ^_^ *snerks*))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Can I flame you? Please please please?))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((Sure!! ^__^))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Yay! I'll write you a good one ;) ))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((Wheeee!))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((*griiiins* I'm folding laundry now, so I don't have time to think on it, but I'll do one later on.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((You can fold laundry and type! Amazing!))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Well, I put down the clothes for short bouts of typing. *Grins*))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((Awww...*is disaponited now* XD))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((*laughs* I only have two hands. I could try folding with my toes, but that would be rather clumsy.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((I was picturing you with amazing multitasking arms that could fold and type athe same time.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Gods, I wish. *Grins* Now I must go put away the clothes, so I'll be away for a sec. *hugs*))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((*is at work so probably won't notice* I got a reply from the fan brat.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Joy. Wanna link me?))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((http://kippurbird.livejournal.com/106510.html))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((*Snort* Ah, well. You can't stop morons from being morons. Or from writing crap. *rolls eyes* Maybe I should reveiw her, just so she doesn't get the idea that everyone except you loves her to death.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((I was thinking about writing an anyomous review as a flame. With caps lock and everything.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Snork. If you wanna.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((I have no life. It would amuse me.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((*laughs* I'm still debating actually reading and trying my hand at a review to see if I can get her to see sense in any way.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((Apparently you have to fawn over her then say one thing that she needs to fix. Personally I would LOVE if I had someone like me review my stuff. You ocoudl just skim the story.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Maybe if I compliment her spelling, then tear her appart... *snicker*))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((She does have very good spelling. I'll give her that.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((*nods* Better than most really bad writers.))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((oh yes. It's just that her STORY is so bad.))

[reluctantbelief.livejournal.com]

((Yeppers. I think I will read and review. She could be better, really, if she just broke some bad habits and learned to write.))

[tungsten-monk.livejournal.com]

*cracks knuckles* You deleted the dragon. You die.

In other words, good badfic. Um. You get the idea.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

*laughs* She's not deleted. They're just friends now! The kids appear to have been deleted though. >_>

[ainu-laire.livejournal.com]

OMg!!1!1!!!!eleventyone!111! tat iz sooooooooo awesum!!!!!1! i cant wiat 2 c wut hapens 2 alec nd pequad!!!!!!!1!

(*winces* that hurt... heh, excellent start for a bad fic ^^;)

Agent Laire (and Agent Staff Elf, lurking somewhere back there...)

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

... I tried to come up with a response to that in fan girl... but I couldn't. It just escaped me.

It'll get worse.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

((Ow?))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((*mad cackling*))

[nybard.livejournal.com]

((*Smacks*))

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

((*writes MORE!!* MWAHAHAHAAA))

[nybard.livejournal.com]

((I saw. *Sniffles*))

[veetvoojagig.livejournal.com]

Ur story sux what teh hell kinda name is pequad neway even if alec got divorced he wouldn't go for a looser leik u cuz you suck & hes so gay.

((*snicker*))

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Alec is SOOO NOT GAY!! If he was gay he wouldnt be married!11! and im not pequad!11 shes an OC AND YOU DONT ANYTHING U SUXORS!!!

[veetvoojagig.livejournal.com]

STFU! u've got no lief that's y u rite such crap cuz u have no friends hahahahaha!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

U DON'T NO ANYTHING!11! i do have friends ! U r jus jealous becuase u cant rite!!1

[veetvoojagig.livejournal.com]

i dont wanna rite dumb stuff leik u u sux hahaha lol y dont u get a life

((And, to add to the impressive list of multi-tasking skills I have, I'm now typing and weaving chainmail at the same time. *winks*))