Off to be gay with fey. Hah.

[element_wizard]

Fey have decided that my life wasn't miserable enough and have decided to remedy the situation. In other words, I've been summoned to Court. They probably have some new and interesting way of doing something to me. I wonder if she will be disapointed that I don't have my chaos powers any more.

Knowing the Queen, she probably already knows. She probably wants to make my life interesting because of it.

I really hate them. I do.

Pointy eared twits.

Must remember to pluck Nogard.

Will be back soon. If they let me.

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[nybard.livejournal.com]

"Hey, man, good luck."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

I wish my fey were a bit more like your Seelie fey. My life would be less interesting but more liveable.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

He nods. "It seems like it."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

They'll probably have me doing something really embarressing. I just know it. I'm going to need therapy.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

"Dr. Dunaway could probably fit you in."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

That'll be an interesting session. Could this Dr.Dunaway handle the full madness brought on from the Fey in their finest form?

There's probably going to be a revel... dammit... I hate those. She knows I hate them, which is why she puts them on when I'm there. They always make me do .... things.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

"Well, she can handle the problems of a neurotic Bard," he indicates himself, "so she should be fine. I hope it goes all right..."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

I'm a mortal bound by geas to the equivelent of an Unseelie court. Of course I'm not going to be alright.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

"Ouch." He winces. "You never told me that much."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

No? I forget sometimes, until I'm called. My sword, you've seen it, right? The longsword? It's a fey weapon for mortals. In return for certain abilities it binds the bearer to the will of the Fey court. *he points to the tattoo on his face* That's what this means. But they didn't tell me that. They just told me that if I wanted to live I had to retrive the sword. But only the bearer could retrive it. So to live I had to become the new bearer.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

"Damn. That does sound like an Unseleighe trick."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Rather nasty of them. So now I have to jump when they say jump. I want to jump when they say jump. And I can't get rid of the sword either. It's bound to me by the same magics.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

"If you want me to take a look at it..."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

Maybe when I get back. I'm pushing my luck right now as it is. Last thing I want is for them to come and get me.

[nybard.livejournal.com]

"Sure. Just let me know."