*headdesk* They're multipling

[element_wizard]

Disclmer. Not mine! But I wish they were espcly Alexander. I’d keep him tied up in the basement and feed him pigion food!

A/N Kay so this is a sequal to my other fic with him and Archer. Remember Verra Doesn’t exist! Kay?!

Two Agents Two different hearts!

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With a mighty swish of his large bright long sword, The Dragon Slayer (A/N: don’ remember what it’s called but this sounds good kay? LOL!!1!) Alexander Raven Troven of the department of Imporbabilities cut the Evil Mary Sue into three pieces. Shrieking she vanished in a puff of smoke (A/N:kinda like the vampires in Buffy) and he put his sword away in its swhord holder thingy. On the floor was a beautiful Elven maiden, Her name was Arwen and she looked up at her resucrer and breathed a sigh of delight. He was very handsome with hair the color of an endless shadowy night, dusky skin like the sands of the dessert and dark brown eyes that could looking deep int o the soul of who ever he was looking hat.

“You’re safe now Lady Arwen.” He said gallantly and held out a hand to help her up. She sighed wistfully. He was much handsomer than Aragorn.

“Thank you… my lord?” and she waited for a name.

“Alexander.” He said and leadned over and gave her a deep kiss that made her knees weak and fluttery. “But I must go now.”

“Will I see you again”

“Perhaps, but you won’t remember meeting me.” He took out the memory flashy thing (A/n: from MIB) and erased her memory. He then laided her gently down on the ground before creating a portal out of thin air. He didn’t need to use a portal generator because he was the physical embodiemtn of Chaos and used to be A Gary Stu (A/n I think that’s what they’re called. If I’m wrong let me know, kay? LOL!11!!) but he hyad reformed and was now an agent for the PPC. The Protectors of the Plot continuum. He liked killing Marey Sues beacasue it was fun.

Hisoffice was empty but that was okay because he was hungry. He dropped his pack on the floor and eh went into the main part of the Headquarters.

There he got to the cafateria and saw Irvine. He really liked Irvine. He liked running his hands through Irvine’s long red hair. Irvine smiled at him and waved.

“I saved you a seat.” Irvine said. Irvine saw Alexander coming into the cafeteria andhis heart started to flutter. Alexander was very handsome and rugged looking, with that long sword of his made him very strong looking. Alexander seemed to like him. But he wasn’t sure if it was because he really loved him or because he was just using him like he used Archer and Lorac (A/n: I really hates him! He’s sooomeeen!). He liked the attention and he could pretend that Alexander really loved him. He was very happy when Alexander sat next to him and said thank you. Alexander then started to eat his French fries. “Did you have a nice day?” He asked.

“Yes I killed three sues and Kissed Arwen.”

Irvine looked shooked, “You kissed Arwen?”

“Yes.” He ate more French fries.

“Why?!”

“Because I wanted to.” He looked at Irvine. Irvine was really pretty especially with those blue eyes. He then Kissed Irvine. “And I wanted to do that too.” Irvine stared at him in shock.

He then began to cry. Alexander stared at him. He didn’t like the looks people were giving them. So he grabbed Irvine and dragged him away. They found a closet and Alexander shoved him into it.

He created a ball of fire to make light and said, “Why are you crying?”

“I’m sick of you messing around with me. Like you did with Lorac and Archer!! If you don’t lobe me I want you to go away.”

Alexander stared at him. And then he said. “Irvine….”

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LOL!11!!! CLIFFIE!! Betcha wondering what he says aren’t yoU!! Well you’ll just have to wait n see kay?! R&R plez!

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Shoot me. Please. Just kill me. I mean I like Irvine He's a cool guy and everything. And I was hitting on him the other night, but I was just kidding around. I'd never do something like this. I wonder if I can sue for character defimation?