element_wizard | Silliness

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Do to Phoenix? Y/N

The trick would be getting him to sit still long enough.

What about when he is sleeping?

That might work, even if I end up in trouble afterwards.

You'll get in trouble? Oh no!

Not in a bad way!

That's good, I don't want you to get in bad trouble.

Yeah. I'll just get tied up.

Oh, fun!

Traitor.

I didn't suggest lipstick.

For fuck's sake don't go mentioning corsets either...

...Why not? Nevermind, forget I said anything.

We've been through this befo... Oh, okay. No we haven't yet.

Great.

There's nothing wrong with them.

On the right person.

Have you worn them before?

I'm over 900 years old, I did a lot of dumb things, okay?

I never said it was a dumb thing.