Silliness

[element_wizard]

Do to Phoenix? Y/N

Comments

[janee]

Y

[element_wizard]

The trick would be getting him to sit still long enough.

[janee]

What about when he is sleeping?

[element_wizard]

That might work, even if I end up in trouble afterwards.

[janee]

You'll get in trouble? Oh no!

[element_wizard]

Not in a bad way!

[janee]

That's good, I don't want you to get in bad trouble.

[element_wizard]

Yeah. I'll just get tied up.

[janee]

Oh, fun!

[ashes_ascended]

Traitor.

[janee]

I didn't suggest lipstick.

[ashes_ascended]

For fuck's sake don't go mentioning corsets either...

[janee]

...Why not? Nevermind, forget I said anything.

[ashes_ascended]

We've been through this befo... Oh, okay. No we haven't yet.

Great.

[janee]

There's nothing wrong with them.

[ashes_ascended]

On the right person.

[janee]

Have you worn them before?

[ashes_ascended]

I'm over 900 years old, I did a lot of dumb things, okay?

[janee]

I never said it was a dumb thing.

[ashes_ascended]

N

And anyway, my hair's too short.

[element_wizard]

You could grow it out.

[ashes_ascended]

I like it short.

[element_wizard]

But you could.

And I could rubber stamp you too.

[ashes_ascended]

But I won't.

The rubber stamp is actually kinda hot. .. Hey, I could stamp 'mine' all over you.

[element_wizard]

You should.

If I get to do it back, sure.

[ashes_ascended]

No!

And no. You won't get to do anything back. 'Cause you'll be tied to the bed.

[element_wizard]

Hmph!













You can't keep me tied to the bed forever.

[ashes_ascended]

Try me.

[element_wizard]

I will.

[ashes_ascended]

I'll bet you will.

Okay, so maybe not forever, but at least until Vahl slaps me upside the head.

[element_wizard]

Or he'd join in.


Or do the same to you. .. maybe the both of us.

[ashes_ascended]

He's not big on tying up more than one person at a time.

So yeah. He'll probably just make the most of having you all tied up.

[element_wizard]

The odds of him finding out about this is pretty good, isn't it?

[twofold_psyche]

Are my ears burning?

[element_wizard]

Nope.

[twofold_psyche]

Little Omegas who tell fibs, end up in in terrible trouble.

[element_wizard]

But your ears aren't on fire. So, they can't be burning.

[twofold_psyche]

By that logic, it's easy for skin to burn without the presence of flames.

[element_wizard]

Ah...

Hum...

No... I don't think so.

[twofold_psyche]

Acid? Something supernaturally induced? A nasty rash?

[element_wizard]

...Maybe.

[ashes_ascended]

Yup. You totally knew you shouldn't have asked that question.

[element_wizard]

Shut up.


stupid telepaths

[ashes_ascended]

Love you.

[element_wizard]

Love you too.