element_wizard | (no subject)

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Why are all my employees turning into small fuzzy animals?

*yip! lick?*

You're adorable, but I like you better when you're human.

*emphatic! barks! of! agreement!*

My cook and my night clerk. I must be cursed. You better be back to normal before the Turkeys get here, that's all I'm saying.

*will gnaw on turkey ankles!*

*doesn't think that will be effective against machine guns.*

*is an angel dog! fears no machine gun*

*still doesn't think that a puppy would get rid of the turkeys as effectively as a human angel that is able to use the flaming sword thing.*

*alas, probably not*

*Right, so, no with the puppy bit any longer than is necessary.*

*nodnodbark!*