element_wizard | (no subject)

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Hey Eric, Mel, Eiko... or anyone. Want a fire-lizard egg? I've got some and I need to get rid of them.

It's a fire lizard. Like Trey. Little minature dragon that bonds with you when it hatches.

Oo. Sure, I'll take one. Why? Did Trey find a girlfriend?

Hah. He hasn't caught a green yet, poor baby. Nah, these were from a Sue fic. They were Sue tainted, but I think I managed to catch them in time, so they should be okay.

Oo. Tell me more about them?

They're empathic and bond with the first person that feeds them and gives them loving thoughts when they hatch. You feel their emotions too. It's like having someone who'll never desert you. It's a great feeling. The bestest friend and they'll always love you no matter what.

They come in five colors, normally. Sue fics sometimes not, but the females are green and gold, the males are bronze, brown and blue.

They're as smart as a three year old and like cats too.

Huh. I'll take one, I guess. How large do they get?

Trey is about average size, a bit big for a brown.

Okay. I'll take one?

Sure. They should hatch within the week. You need to have food at hand when it does. They'll be ravenous when they hatch. Trey'll know, so I can help you when it does, if you'd like.

~~I don't know if I'll manage to sleep during the week so I should see it when it hatches~~ Okay. That'd be fun, actually.

~~You better sleep or so help me I'll put you to sleep myself.~~

Cool.

~~It will probably involve Eiko giving me lots of drugs and you holding me down hurray nightmares~~

What color is the egg?

~~If that's what it takes, then that's what it takes, dammit.~~

Mottled. You can take your pick, I've a small clutch of them.

~~Well shit.~~

Ooo. Pretty.

~~It's for your own good.~~

Aren't they?

~~But what if I don't want to sleep~~

Yeah.

~~It's not a matter of what you want, it's a matter of what's good for you.~~

It'll be good for you to have one, I think.

~~Nightmares are not good for me~~

Well, I've got enough room in my realm for it.

~~Sleep deprivation is worse~~

They don't take up that much room.

~~Well crap.~~

How big are they?

~~Sorry Kiddo~~

About from tip of the shoulder to the end of your finger tips. About the size of a cat.

~~You're going to ask her if you can get drugs from her, aren't you?~~

Ohh, okay. Maybe it'll sleep with me?

~~I'm going to talk to her to see if there's anything she can do to help you to sleep~~

You better believe it will. It won't let go of you for the first month.

~~That's kinda noble but I don't want to pester you or her.~~

Hee. I think it'll be adorable.

~~If it was a bother, I wouldn't do it. Now shush and let me parent you.~~

Up until he or she wakes you up in the middle of the night because its hungry.