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PPC bad fic is still floating around apparently. And apparently it made Braxious sick. That's why there wasn't any physical cause for the sickness. It was some made up disease that wasn't caused by anything, so of course the doctors couldn't find anything wrong. But since the story said that Brax was sick, he was showing all the signs of being sick.

Thankfully Kira managed to find out where it was coming from. A real doozy of a Sue. She was a nymph who lived in Mirkwood and apparently had known me ever since I first started working at the PPC. She even helped me with my first kill. Lovely yes? Apparently, also, I confided in her everything, about how I wasn't sure if I was in love with my wife any more and how I thought that Verra got herself pregnant to keep me with her (as if)and how I was only with Kai to keep Teena happy. I'm guessing I didn't want to make her upset by upseting one of her little gods. (Once again, as if). And apparently Brax got whatever it was he got from Teena's world and that the only cure for it was from the waters of the Nymph's spring. No, I don't get it either.

Right. So, we smote her with the Holy Handgernade and she went much splatly.

I found the story, took a while, but I found it. It's called, "the Forbidden Cure". Rather trite sounding yes?
The summery reads: "Alec's only child is stricken with a dangerous dragonic disease that can only be cured from the waters of a nymphs spring. But Nymphs are teh sworn eneimies of the dragons, so what is Alec going to do?"

Yay.

This is the Author's note:

K this is the latest sotry of mine with Alec and Moonlight. It's a bit AU cause I don't know if dragons get sick or not. Since it's my story I'm saying that they can. For all those that are hoping that Alec'll finally get with Moonlight, this is what you were waiting for. ^_^ plz R&R!! Oh and Moonlight is SO not a SUe! She Hates them! She helps KILL them!

This is me throwing up.

From what I've read in the story, it goes like this. Brax gets sick. I go to the doctors, they tell me what he has. I panic. I find out that there is only one cure. I go and talk to Moonlight. Moonlight Angsts about giving me the cure because it would be betraying her people. Moonlight talks to her people. Her people say no. She gives me the cure anyway. I'm so grateful we fuck like bunnies with much exhaltations of our tuw lub. (><) Moonlight is exiled by her people. I rescue her and take her back to the PPC HQ. We run into Kai. I tell him that I was sorry , but I was just leading him on. He goes off and cries. And then we run into Verra. It ends with "OOooh! CLIFFIE!"

I'm gonna go and wash my brain out with bleach and down a couple bottles of Bleeprin.

Then I'm gonna go and check up on Brax. He's recovering and is looking much brighter. He still can't get into human form just yet, but that's okay. I'd rather he'd get better first.

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Hah. Yeah, Teena would be pissed off if you hurt Kai. She wasn't quite happy with the relationship in the first place, but it's too late for that now, so it's best if things just stay the way they are. If things start getting screwed around you can bet that people will get extremely pissed off. But you know that, I hope.

Anyway, I'm glad that the fic's gone now and that Brax is getting better.

These things will just tend to pop up occasionally...But not often. You know that the DIA kills off a lot of these things before they start to cause problems.

She was pretty pissed wasn't she? Not like we planned it or anything. Gods, took me forever to remember Kai's name. Ah well. That's the past and this is now. This was a rather sneaky Sue, though, you have to admit. After all getting sick is a perfectly normal thing. Admittedly getting sick with no reason, is a bit strange, but thanks to Kira we figured it out.

And yah, I know people care about me.

Brax has started complaining. So that means he's getting better.

Good to hear that the DIA is doing something with their time besides spying on us takeing showers. ~_^

Ha ha ha.

We don't spend much time checking on people taking showers. Maybe you'd like to think that I'm spying on you while you're naked.

Oh, come on, You guys know when we're sleeping, you know when you're awake. You know when we've been bad or good. And in our boots we do shake. ^_^

((Did my post here get deleted or somehow never arrive?))

((It appears to have gotten lost along the way. Perhaps it was distracted by shiny objects))

((Bah! All My posts are to go immediately to where I send them, and pick up the shiny objects for My perusal on their way back!))

((Sure they do. That's why this one got lost. ^_^))

((*GrumblemumbleBangZoomStraightToTheMoon!*))

I am beginning to have serious problems with these Sues.

Just let Me know if they go after Braxious again, would you? I do NOT hold with beings, especially sparkly wannabes, harming dragons.

((Eh, close enough to my original post. Not quite as good, though...))

You're beginning to have a problem with them? Hah. I've had a problem even before they went after Brax. But that just goes with the job territory.

I shall let you know if they go after Brax again. Which shall be over my dead body, but since that's happened once or twice...

How do you hold with sparkly wanna be dragons?

With extreme predjudice.

...

Please forgive my Castling. It was unintentional, I assure you.

It's alright. Verra feels the same way about them. She goes out of her way to get assignments with Dragons in them just to show them what a real dragon is like. Before she makes their last minutes extremely painful.

I approve of her more and more every time I hear about her.

*smiles a bit* She's wonderful.

I haven't met Verra yet, but I know Braxious, and he's one of my few good friends. I was really worried about him being sick, but they didn't want me to see him in case it was contagious...

Hello, young one!

Braxious does seem to be quite a good lad, and from what I've been hearing, he comes from very good stock indeed! (And yes, those "Sueish" afflictions can be transmitted in ways I would not even want to think about... *Shivers in disgust*

Hello there. I'm Silvy...Silvaniel, obviously.

Yes, I don't think that I want to have anything to do with those nasty Sue things. It's bad enough that there are so many who have silver dragons as pets and the like. *shakes her head*

...Ugggh. Care to point Me in their directions? They are LONG overdue a smiting.

And a pleasure, good Silvaniel.

I don't know of any that haven't already died, but if I find another that needs to be taken care of, I'll let you know.

It's always a pleasure to meet fine dragon folk. What may I call you?

I am Lord Zhilbar.

Thank you for helping Me out on that, and good luck with your schooling!

[Hisses] Badfic...

I hope it doesn't end up as bad as the big influx we had a while back. I imagine the 'lovely' Jaycacia Thornbyrd would make a comeback, and be even /harder/ to get rid of.

And I'd have to angst a lot. Este... here's hoping.

It shouldn't be. They've been just popping up now and then, but nothing like the madness that happened while the ff.net category was still up. It's just that some badficcers are stubborn and have websites, y'know?