Feeling scroogish

[element_wizard]

I hate this time of year. I do really. Everyone is talking about how wonderful and lovely it is, peace on earth good will to all and I'm thinking what the hell are they thinking?! My entire staff at the Inn, my wife and myself are run raggeded. I refuse to start holiday stuff before December. Unless Hannuka falls in the end of November, then I'll put up some Hannuka decorations. But only once December starts will I break out the holiday decorations. I will procrastinate on this as long as possible. This year I managed until the beginning of this week.

This didn't stop the early comers. Currently the ghosts of Christmas, Hannuka, Kwanza and several other winter holidays of Past, Present and Future are having their merry dingalong way in my resteraunt. And since being a ghost and getting drunk isn't against the rules I can't kick them out. And Dumbledore managed to convince Peeves to stop by for a few days...

And then there's the Christmas carols that play non stop for days up until the "happy" event.

Personally I'd like to lock myself up in a room somewhere and not come out until January third.


To make matters worse Lorac has returned from what ever rock he had crawled under. I spent today avoiding him. He has a "me" radar and is extremely good at finding me. I could feel him all day today. His desires for me. Making me want to go to him and have sex like hormonal teenagers. Geh. And cold water isn't helping at all. Or ice.

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[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

It's the obsession with sex that is starting to worry me. Or rather, the obsession with talking about people who WANT to have sex with you. Supposedly.

Christ. Makes me look like a balanced, reasonable human being. Which I am, btw.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

I'm not obsessed with sex. I'm just open with it.

Lorac is obsessed with me. Very unhealthy.

He destroyed an entire city and killed off over a fifth of the population to gain enough magical energy to live until I was born to have sex with me.

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Newbie.

Kaos, there is an ENTIRE CITY- Erewhon - that was built in a certain jungle by people who wanted to off me, and let me tell you, you know it's bad when I had to have LOGAN help me take it down.

Let's see....*takes out calculator* The entire IRA is after me, the entire Costa clan, or what's left of them, the Gnucci clan, or what's left of them, that being just Peter now, the CIA, the FBI, the Westies, the River Rats, Petey, Matt, British intelligence agents, Mirco - whoops, strike that, I shot him - Finn Cooley - whoops, I took his face off - AND THAT'S JUST IN THE LAST THREE YEARS.

Wait. Lorac. He's a pedophile? *holds out hand* Give me his address.

NOW.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

He's not a pedophile... well...not really... I mean... he didn't actually do anything to me until I was older, but he did hang around a lot when I was a kid.

And I don't have his address. Having his address would mean that I know where he is. I don't want to know where he is.

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

*carefully starts to strap on lots of instruments of Death and Terror*

Does he have a LJ? I can get his address from that.

"Hanging around a lot" when you were a kid means "certain parts of your anatomy are coming off courtesy of Mr. Castle."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

No, Lorac doesn't have an LJ. He's a bit of a techno-not-bother-with-unless he really has to.

And um.... could you not kill him?

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

I won't kill him.

Bring him to me and I'll just put the Fear of Frank into him.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

You mean I have to find him?

[teena-chan.livejournal.com]

*brightly* I'll find him! You just snuggle up to Kai and be comfy and I'll dig Lorac out from under his rock and take him to Frank. I'm happy to. Can I watch? Please?

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

*looks very, very, very tempted*

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

Would you get that blue smudge off of your face? What is that?

[teena-chan.livejournal.com]

That's a tattoo. He's just at a bad angle. It's a crescent moon over his eye.

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*

He's going out on job interviews like that?

Although I just had Elektra's name tattooed on my bicep.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

I can't. It's a tattoo, rather permanent and magical. It's used kinda like the branding on a horse to let the entire world at large know that I work for the Fey court.

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

Bring him to me. Kaos says he's killed a lot of people, and has an obsession with kids.

Pedophiles can't be rehabilitated. Neither can most murderers.

Connect the dots. I may not kill him, but I can guarantee that he'll understand things in a whole new light.

[teena-chan.livejournal.com]

*cheerfully goes looking for Lorac, she loathes the bastard* Heeeere, Lorac, Lorac, Lorac... I've got somebody I want you to meet...

...I CAN watch, right?

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

No.

Maybe.

It depends. Witnessing violence doesn't necessarily bring closure to past wounds. Trust me on this one.

[teena-chan.livejournal.com]

He hasn't wounded ME. But anybody who messes with ototo gets on my List, and Lorac's name is right on top. So watching you put the Fear of Frank into him will afford me a certain measure of personal satisfaction.

[subtle-guns.livejournal.com]

Remember what happened to that military pedophile ring I broke up, or rather, broke into little tiny bloody pieces?

This will be worse.

[teena-chan.livejournal.com]

^____^

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

I feel as if I should be protesting this... out of common decency...