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Alec Troven ([personal profile] element_wizard) wrote2004-04-15 07:28 pm
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AHHHHH!!!!!!!

I was looking on the PPC section of the Pit of Voles and I came upon this... this .... this TRAVESTY OF A FIC!!



Disclaimer. The PPC isn’t mine. I’m just usining them. Kay? LOL!!!11!!1

Summarry: Verra decides that she'd like to do more than be with Alex and so goes hunting for a New Guy. V/L

Please R&R!! Thanxs!!!1!! No Flames!!! And to That stupid Kyper: This is fanfiction so I can write what I want!


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It was an ordinary day at the PPC. The fantastic Protectors fo the Plot Continuum Headquarters. Verra Rose walked down the hallways to the cafeteria so that she could could get something to eat. She was wearing her long carmal colored hair down and a really hot Legolas T-Shirt (A/N: Ohmgawd he’s so HAWT!!!!1!!) and a short skirt that was pleated and bright red. She decided that she was no longer wear that ucky frumpy clothes that she usually wore. (She was also having her uniform changed) She also changed her human form that she was tall, like 5 feet seven inches and had lots of curves and nice sized breasts. She thought that if I’m a really hot and sexy in dragon form why shouldn’t I be in human form. She had put on blood red lipstick and dark bronze eye shadow that matched her Hazel eyes.

As she walked down the hallways thinking about food and the latest stuff she bought at Hot Topic she noticed that a lot of agents, especially the male ones, were staring at her. And she thought it was darn right they should be cause she was hot!

Then she saw someone by the cafateria next to Bjam the Moral officer. She liked Bjam. Bjam always wore cool hats and had good style sense. The person she saw was this really hot guy. He had short white blond hair (A/N: Like Draco in the Harry Potter Movies) and pale skin. He was wearing a tight shirt and tight jeans. He turned and looked at Verra and she thought //Oh migawd that’s LORAC!!// She almost stoped and stared at him but didn’t because she was smarter than that. Instead she went up to Bjam and said, “Hi Bjam!”

“Hi Verra, how are you?”

“I’m fine. I like your hat it’s really cool.”

“Thanks I just bought it yesterday.”

“I Heard you got a new partner as a Moral Officer.”

Bjam Smiled. “Yes I did. This is Lorac. I just gave him a make over. Doesn’t he look cute?”

Verra smiled at Lorac. “Yes he looks very cute.”

Lorac laughed and bowed. “You’re very pretty yourself.”

“Thank you.” Verra said, “Would you like to get something to eat?”

Lorac looked at Bjam and she said it was okay, so he said yes. And Verra was like oh Yes!! I’m so Lucky!! They walked into the cafateria and got food. Sitting down Lorac asked if she was seeing any one. (A/N: I know that Lorac’s gay but for my story I’m pretending that he’s not and that Verra and Alex are only boyfriend and girlfriend. Cuasse Alex is just Icky!).

“I have a boyfriend. But it’s not serious or anything.”

“Oh that’s too bad. Because I think I’d like to kiss someone as pretty as you.” Verra smiled at this and said, “Why don’t you?”

Lorac said, “Okay.” And he was about to kiss her but Alex came running into the cafateria. He was wearing lots of armor and looked like he handn’t had a bath in three months.

“Verra, there you are. We got a mission we have to stop Thranduil from turning into a horse!”

Verra looked at Lorac and said, “I have to go. May I see you later?”

“Sure! I’ll be with Bjam.”

“Okay byes!”

“Byes!”

And Verra went off with Alex. He tried to hold her hand but she wouldn’t let him. She was mad at him because he didn’t even seem to notice that she was looking different. All he cared about was hacking people apart with his sowrd and his missions. But Lorac seemed nice. Perhaps she would dump Alex and see if Lorac was any better. Or maybe she would date both of them at the same time?

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What will happen? Will Verra Dump Alex? Will she date both of them?

Kay so plqweas Read and Review or else I won't write anymore!

Lots of love! &*Ferretgrl*&




And then after I find this? I find Lorac and Verra kissing!!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!! Ewww!!

It's horrible!

[identity profile] agent-haley.livejournal.com 2004-04-15 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There was one for me and Chana, too! Ug. Legolas.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/agent_haley/1517.html#cutid1