Ten Truths and a Lie

[element_wizard]

Can you guess which one is a lie?

1. I hate chocolate.

2. I've been a dragon.

3. For a while I worked with sentient flowers and I still do occasional work for them.

4. Despite no longer being a virgin in an one particular world, I can still ride unicorns there.

5. I've ridden dinosaurs.

6. I've yet to find a world where I'm not left handed.

7. There are some realities I can't enter for reasons unknown to me.

8. I think one of the worst realities I've been in involved an alternate of mine with an over fondness for lace, pink and corsets. And was still a guy.

9. Somehow I once managed to make time move sideways.

10. While a lot of me's will be of the nobility, I've yet to find one of myself as a king. A prince, but not a king.

11. I don't really hate cats as much as I say I do.

Comments

[ashes_ascended]

I'm gonna say .. five.

'Though nine and ten are horribly tempting.

[element_wizard]

Why would you choose five?

[ashes_ascended]

It's pure hunch. In some ways, compared to the rest of the list, there's this kinda... incongruity.

[element_wizard]

Really?

[ashes_ascended]

Really. That's it.

... I'm completely arse-backwards-wrong aren't I?

[element_wizard]

[He laughs.]

No. You're right.

[ashes_ascended]

Result!

[element_wizard]

Do you want to try for some more? Not ten of them... maybe two and one?

[ashes_ascended]

Gonna have to.

Can't promise to keep them clean though.

[element_wizard]

I would never expect you to.

[janee]

Is #11 false?

I've ridden a dinosaur before.

[element_wizard]

Surprisingly, no. Eleven is true.

[janee]

Have you ridden a dinosaur?

...Or is it 8? 8 doesn't sound bad at all.

[element_wizard]

Eight was awful. It's completely and utterly not my style but I had to pretend like it was; and there was this huge diplomatic meeting thing going on which I had to be apart of but I had no idea what was going on either.

[janee]

If pink isn't your color, what is?

[element_wizard]

I like blue... or gold.

[janee]

Would you wear a gold corset?

[element_wizard]

No.

[Didn't have to even think about that one.]

I don't like wearing corsets of any sort.

[janee]

...What about lace?

[element_wizard]

Nope.