Dear gods, she's digging a hole she won't be able to climb out of.
Um, well a plonker is actually slang for a penis. But it has developed, to also mean a bit of a twit. In a nice way. She's not calling you a.. a ..dick or anything.
*Clearly pink and quite embarrassed* I mean she likes you.
He threatened you! What? What did he say? He wouldn't.. I mean he can't.. can he? *Unfortunately this is upsetting, Phoenix has only just begun able to trust the Dark God himself*
He said if I did anything that could cause you harm he'll ground you. I'm not sure if that means I wouldn't see you any more. He was quite worried though.
Oh. *Oh that's not so bad. Phoenix was imagining hellfire and the ripping out of throats* He was? That's... actually that's really quite sweet.
He invited us over for dinner. *Obviously caught on the hop and mulling this one over*
Only that I'd been seeing you. And I liked you. Probably that I liked you a lot. Several times. *Thinky face* Oh and the usual things family asks, age, backgound, the tattoo. Is that all right?
*Whether it works or not, it's frightfully impolite* Oh they all worry about that. That's what the teleport's for, I can always just .. ping off. Away from trouble. *He conveniently forgets occasion when his teleport was blocked*
It means informal and whenever. I suppose. I've stayed at his house a few times, you'll like Corvo and Sal.. I don't think we've ever sat down to a formal meal.
Hum, I have a spare? maybe I should carry that too.
Gods no. Drake detests having to dress up. It's not something he inflicts on his guests. *Phoenix is generally okay with looking smart, but far more comfortable with being..comfortable*
Perhaps when I'm older, though nobody really knows if I'll be as powerful as the others... there are plenty of other beings in the universe worse off. I'm fine.
He's usually fine, he just makes me Nervous. Drake's the closest thing we have to the devil. *Phoenix's friendship with Az, Lucifer's eldest, has improved his nerves considerably*
Uhm, 'cute' might also have been mentioned at some point.
Right. See, I have more to be nervous about it than you. Cause he's your guardian who is a barely reformed vampire warlord and god of the Kaldoan underworlds.
Well, he asked how I met you, I said it was a long story and proceeded to describe you as a youngster. I told him that you were as cute as a button, and we'd had swimming lessons and ice cream..
*Ponders a bit more, and develops a teasing grin* And that you're ticklish, and would sell your sisters breakfast to keep yours.
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Um, well a plonker is actually slang for a penis. But it has developed, to also mean a bit of a twit. In a nice way. She's not calling you a.. a ..dick or anything.
*Clearly pink and quite embarrassed* I mean she likes you.
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*Minds slightly more, because she made him say 'dick'* She appreciates that very much.
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*has no issues with such things. Thinks the blushing is cute.*
I um... talked to your brother.
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BLINK* I know you can't possibly mean Rogan.
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No. Drake.
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*Obviously he is.. but..*
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And then invited us over for dinner.
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Um.. Could you run that past me again?
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He invited us over for dinner.
What did you tell him about me?
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He invited us over for dinner. *Obviously caught on the hop and mulling this one over*
Only that I'd been seeing you. And I liked you. Probably that I liked you a lot. Several times. *Thinky face* Oh and the usual things family asks, age, backgound, the tattoo. Is that all right?
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Yes. He said it was informal and whenever. What does that mean?
As long as there weren't embarrassing childhood stories... did you tell him you knew me as a little kid?
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It means informal and whenever. I suppose. I've stayed at his house a few times, you'll like Corvo and Sal.. I don't think we've ever sat down to a formal meal.
I may have mentioned that to Corvo.
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Is there a dress code? *Important to know!*
What did he say?
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Gods no. Drake detests having to dress up. It's not something he inflicts on his guests. *Phoenix is generally okay with looking smart, but far more comfortable with being..comfortable*
*Grins* He thinks it's 'way cool'.
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*relaxes. He isn't one for dressing up either.* I approve of this.
*Alec raises his eyebrows. Not what he was expecting as a response* That's good, I think.
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He's usually fine, he just makes me Nervous. Drake's the closest thing we have to the devil. *Phoenix's friendship with Az, Lucifer's eldest, has improved his nerves considerably*
Uhm, 'cute' might also have been mentioned at some point.
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He makes you nervous? What about me? *he's not acting too horrified though.*
...cute?
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Alec you're nervous because he's my guardian. I'm nervous because he's barely-reformed vampire warlord, and god of the Kaldoan underworlds.
You were an adorable child.
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Right. See, I have more to be nervous about it than you. Cause he's your guardian who is a barely reformed vampire warlord and god of the Kaldoan underworlds.
Yeah... well... I mean...all kids are.
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I'm biased.
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*Ponders a bit more, and develops a teasing grin* And that you're ticklish, and would sell your sisters breakfast to keep yours.
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Yup.
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Anything I can do to counter it?
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I don't think so. Ylaia's in seclusion and she's the main one with the embarrassing childhood stories. You may have to bribe me.
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Briiiibe you with what?
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And perhaps your body?
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Perhaps it's better if I just show you?
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