ext_14041 ([identity profile] pandoras-closet.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] element_wizard 2006-04-23 01:36 am (UTC)

*Is amused by the name*

I suppose. In a sense, its my fault. Sit down, both of you.

*Takes a deep breath.*

We call ourselves the Caretakers. It's who we are, what we are, and what we do. Our main purpose is the hunting and extermination of Mary Sues and Gary Stus, though really, that's more of a case of cleaning up our mess as we created them to begin with. *Holds up a hand to forestall questions* That's a story by itself and there's no time for that.

Three days ago, orders came down from the Elders that all Sues or Stus were to be captured, interred, and if they resisted, they were to be killed. Some of the more notorious ones, like you, Alec, are to be killed on sight.

Obviously, I'm disobeying those orders. With me, so far?

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