ext_124145 ([identity profile] subtle-guns.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] element_wizard 2004-12-17 07:11 pm (UTC)

Yeah? Newbie.

Kaos, there is an ENTIRE CITY- Erewhon - that was built in a certain jungle by people who wanted to off me, and let me tell you, you know it's bad when I had to have LOGAN help me take it down.

Let's see....*takes out calculator* The entire IRA is after me, the entire Costa clan, or what's left of them, the Gnucci clan, or what's left of them, that being just Peter now, the CIA, the FBI, the Westies, the River Rats, Petey, Matt, British intelligence agents, Mirco - whoops, strike that, I shot him - Finn Cooley - whoops, I took his face off - AND THAT'S JUST IN THE LAST THREE YEARS.

Wait. Lorac. He's a pedophile? *holds out hand* Give me his address.

NOW.

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