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Okay, so the flesh eating squirrels sucked muchly.

Getting thrown to the Kraaken for being a stowaway sucks, I think, even more.   Well for being a MAN and a stowaway. How was I supposed to know that in that 'verse being a man is bad luck on the seas? And Sparrow shouldn't have been that gleeful.

I smell like fish. I don't think I'm going to stop smelling like fish for a while.

Actually it's more charrred fish than anything else. I had to blast my way out ... with fire ... from the damn thing's gullet.

And then I was stuck in the flamin' ocean, surrounded by fish guts.

Frozen fish doesn't smell so bad. Frozen fish thawing smells very bad.

I need a shower.

Or ten.
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Flesh eating squirrels suck.

I mean they really, really suck.

Especially when they take chunks out of you and your armor.

But I got the Lance of Ice.

Leaves the Bow of Air, Spear of Fire and Ax of Earth.

Still, flesh eating squirrels suck.

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