element_wizard: (Alec and Verra)
The thing about dragons is that they are naturally Sue resistant because they are so ridiculsy powerful in the first place that there is little that a Sue can do to make them even more powerful. Dragons are what Mary Sues want to be. Becoming a Mary Sue, to a dragon, would be a step down in power. After all they have looks, power, magic, money and charm. This being said, there was a moment of shock when Verra found herself written out of her life. The shock, however, turned to pure rage when she realized what happened and that some bite of a Sue was making moves on HER husband. This was rather silly of the Sue, but since when were Sues known for being intelligent?

That was completely unacceptable.

The way Verra went about solving it was how she solved most of her problems. She found the source of the problem and ate it.

In this case it happened to be one Sue by the name of Pequad.

The confrontation went something like this:

A knock on the door. Pequad answers it. She saw a petite woman who didn't look threatening at all.

"Are you Peqaud?"

"Yes? Who are you?"

"Verra. You stole my husband. Die."

"Wh-" Was all that Pequad got out before Verra changed shapes a very quickly bit her in half.

Chomp. Chew. Swallow. Burp.

That done, Verra went to go see about the rest of the Sues and possessions happening in the PPC Headquarters.

There are few things that can stop a dragon on a rampage. Unfortunately the Sue'd PPC HQ didn't have them. This was a good thing for Canon.
element_wizard: (OOC)
 Disclaimer: the ppc isn't mine! Peaquad is! I wish Alec was then I'd keep him in the basement for every!

Author's Notes: To Veet! PLEASE STOP WRITING TO ME!! IF YOU DON"T STOP I"LL REPORT YOU!!!11!

To Flower: Thank you!! Here's MORE!!

To Hunisouarn: I'm writing as fast as I can! It seems to come very qucikly i like writing theppc and i relaly like to reed your stuff too!1

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 Alec rushed to the screaming nosie and saw that a balrog had gotten luse and was attacking a angent!  peqaud cried out in horror as Alec rushed to the agents rescue!  he drew his sword and slashed at the deamon and there was this really cool fight scene (A/N I don't know how to write fight scense so youll just have to pretned!!) and he slew the mighty balrog!11  But not without getting very hurt in the processes. "Oh No!!" Pequad cried you're hurt! "Ah, itis just a flesh wound!" Alec said but then eh fainted from pain. "Oh NOES!!" Pequad cried!  She rushed over to the fallen agent and started to drag him off to medical. 

worried pequad sat by his bed not knowing what to do.  the doctors said that he was very badly injured but he would be okay. he still hadn't woken up from when he fainted thogh. he's so handsome she thought watching him rest. i wish i knew what to do... i wonder why do i feel so woried abouit him. she watched him and then brushed hair out of his face. alec woke up at that momemt and grabbed her hand. "are you an angel?" he asked. she blushed 'no! i am just peqaud, your apprentice.' 'you are as beautiful as an angel peqaud. I think I love you!" Peqaud blushed even more! "i ... i!!" and she ran from the room!!

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Oh NOES ! CLIFFIE!!! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!
element_wizard: (OOC)
Alec's new Recruit


disclaimers: Alec isn't mine nor is the ppc if it was then I'd be the happies person in the world! Buffy and Van   Fanel isn'tmine either. Only Pequad is mine.

Authors Notes: Thank U for the reviews!  lol! I really liked them except for Veet that was really mean and if u review my sotry again I shall delete u because its not nice to say such things and I worked very hard on this sotry and i've been having a hard tiem lately and it hurts when u say mean things like that and I may not want to write anymore. :(


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Alec took Pequad to his response center and said "this is my response center. I sleep heer and Mark-cee sleeps there. do have a place to sleep?"  Pequad shook her head, "No the so said that i should find my place with my mentor." Alec said, "okay I guess you can sleep here. Ill get you a sleeping bag and some blankets well get you a bed later." Pequad said "Okay."  Alec sat in a char and he looked at pequad. She was so pretty"Why don't you tell me about yourself." Peqaud smiled. "Okay" she said.

"i was adopted by a colony of gnomes when i was just a baby. My real parents left me because they thought i was cursed. I lived with the gnomes but i thought i was ugly because everyone else didn't look like me.  when i turned fifteen i ran away from home but got hopelessly lost and found my way back. but much to my surprise the colony of gnomes had been murdered by a tribe of were-wolves.  I went to seek revenge against the werewolves and ran into Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  She said I was like a slayer but had more powers. And she helped me defeate the werewolves. from there I went and killed off all the evil werewolves in myworld but I fell in love withone who wasn't evil. and we were goingto get married but on the wedding day somethign horrible and tragic happened. my parents...my real parents came back and said that i was a princess and betrothed to mary a king named Van Fanel. i didn't want to so i ran away and found my way to the ppc!"

"That was very brave ofyou though iam sad that u had toleave theperson you loved behind."  said alec. peqaud sniffed and said 'it'sokay i still love him even if i cant be with him.' alec nodded. 'yes love is a good thing.' she asked him,'wahat about you? what is your story?"

"i used to be the worst gary stu out int the entire multiverrse. I had girls fallingover me but then one day i heard of Jay and accadia and i relaized what a bad person i was so i decided to reform. i joined the ppc and met a guy named lorac (A/N I HATE HIM!!!1!) and he was really nice to me but i soon realized that he only wanted me for sex and he abused me and raped me and i was very sad. (A/N Poor Alec. *huggles him*). and then i met verra, she a dragon and she saved me from lorac and we got married but we got divorced because dragons and humans don't work well together. so i live here now and she left the ppc."  he said and looked at her with his big soulfool brown eyes that held the pain of the multiverse. "i would like to find some one to love."  Pequad reached over and squeezed his hand. She said "i beleve u will find someone who loves you jusxt as much as u love them.:  "Alec smiled at her and he said, just as long as it's not a guy i don't like sleeping with guys.'  she smiled back "if you don't like guys then the person u fall in love with will not be a guy." he shuddered"good i don't think i could take another guy. they all like me  because i'm pretty." 'you aren't pretty your very handsome!" pequad said.  alec brushed red "that is verynice of you to say." "where is mark-see?" peqaud asked. "idon't know Alec said" 'we shoud go look for her' 'yeswe should."

alec got up and heput on hissword. he said "i think she weent to the cafateria." "Okay lets go there' alec nodded and and pequad went out into the ppc hq.  they walk down the gray corridors when they heard screaming!!

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Authors Note! OHNOES!!! Someone is in trouble!! Who is it?! And what will alecc and pequad do!1 please Read and review! If i don't get five reviews i won't update!11

element_wizard: (My Mun hates me)
Alec's New Recruit


disclaimer: PPC not mine! though i wish it was! I luv them their soooooo asweome!  this is about a agent who hasn't been around lately, but he was my first love!1 (even if he is married.)

Author's notes! Alec isn't married!! he got divorced and he's really sad now. :(  and I'm not really sure what his powers are so i'm just saying that he's really good with fire and he can turn things into things.

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Alec troven was one of the PPC's finest agents. he was a shinning example of everything that the PPC could do right. he was a gary stu that went good.  he was the agent that took out Marrisa Picard.  he could do anything but apparently keep his marrage together.  dragons and humans were too different.  So he got a divorce with his wife they were still friends though. they just weren't married any more.

One day Alec was walking back from the gym all hot and sweaty to his response center three bee. his midnight black hair was plastered to his face and his dark brown soulful eyes with their cats slit pupils darted around looking for trouble or mary sues, becuase he knew that even HQ wasn't safe from invasion and his t-shirt was tight against his muscles that were well defined fromyears of fighting. as he was walking he saw a confused looking agent.  "hello" he siad "can I help you?" She smiled at him and he saw that he was very pretty. Her hair was golden blonde and cut short and her eyes were gray. (an: see she doesn't look perfect so she's not a Mary Sue!) she was wearing a recruits uniform too. "hi I'm Pequad... I'm looking for three bee."  "Three bee! Why that's my repsonse center! why are you looking for that?" "Im supposed to meet my mentor there." "mentor? you mean Mark-see?" Pequad looked at her paper that told her where to go.  "no Alec troven?" Alec smiled "that's me!" "really?! That's great!" "Yes I'll show yuo where to go."

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A/N: Sofrry it's so short! I just wnated to start the story! I promise the next one is longer! please R&R!!!
element_wizard: (Flower Power)
Well fuck.

Alert's been put out that there's a PPC fan fiction archive. Crap. I thought we got through this already.  Last time this happened I ended up getting dumped by Verra and sleeping with Irvine. And the SUES! Dear gods the PPC Sues! They were terrible.

I'm afraid to go look.
element_wizard: (Default)
Lookie another one )


Shoot me. Please. Just kill me. I mean I like Irvine He's a cool guy and everything. And I was hitting on him the other night, but I was just kidding around. I'd never do something like this. I wonder if I can sue for character defimation?
element_wizard: (Default)
Oh great. The stupid bint's updated. And Lorac's moved onto ... I think Ginger. Hope she doesn't find out or she's gonna be pisssed.

The Fic if you can call it that )
element_wizard: (Default)
I was looking on the PPC section of the Pit of Voles and I came upon this... this .... this TRAVESTY OF A FIC!!

Playing with hearts )


And then after I find this? I find Lorac and Verra kissing!!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!! Ewww!!

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